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Dear Abby

"Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?"

Signed: Clueless

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"Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like it!"
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  1. This is like soooo funny!
    posted by jewels644 2 years ago
  2. I'm sorry, but I don't get it...
    posted by steph08 2 years ago
  3. neither do i x x x
    posted by sweetbabyklmct 2 years ago
  4. thats a crap one
    posted by jayce1234 2 years ago
  5. i dont get it either
    posted by keisha 2 years ago
  6. Good one..
    posted by blondie 2 years ago
  7. Good one! its Hillary Clinton, what a ***
    posted by SuperRich 1 year ago
  8. oh!! HA nice!!
    posted by sour_skittels12 1 year ago
  9. that would be totally out of my leage!
    poor woman...
    posted by Drivmecrazy22 9 months ago


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