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Moral Maze

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler

If you said yes to the abortion question...

...you just killed Beethoven.

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  1. wow! i am toatally against abortion so i said no to that one, but i was ttly suprised by the aldof hitler one
    posted by anzpanz 1 year ago
  2. Classic!
    posted by SuperRich 1 year ago
  3. Hitler was a drug user. He used different forms of amphetamines.
    posted by Rocknificent 1 year ago
  4. I' didn't kill Beethoven and i choose Winston Churchill LOL
    posted by SeriousNERD 9 months ago
  5. bravo
    posted by Gamer 8 months ago
  6. that is a huge shocker!lol
    posted by Drivmecrazy22 5 months ago
  7. no way! best joke ever! that was awesome!shoot, man, the adolf hitler thing rokked, and the beethoven one was a classic!sweet!
    posted by Binnin 5 months ago
  8. Rocknificent: The joke never said the Hitler candidate didn't use drugs, just that he doesn't smoke.
    posted by SuperRich 2 months ago


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