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Jonah and the whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

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  1. 0wn3d
    posted by SuperRich 9 months ago
  2. wow i know a boy named Johna.
    and a teacher that would probly say that.
    so that is hella funny...
    posted by infernokingdom 8 months ago
  3. OH SHE just got schooled! lol
    posted by sour_skittels12 8 months ago


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