How old do I look

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday.

When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.

He replied 26, the man said thanks but I'm 46.

He then went to a butcher's shop asked the same question, the butcher said 29 the old man said thanks but I'm 46.

He then went and asked a old women how old do I look, she said I'm 88yrs old and have a bad eyesight but I can tell how old someone is by putting my hand down their trousers for 15 minutes.

The man accepted and let her have a feel.

15 minutes later she took her hand out and said your 46, the man said that's amazing how did you know, she replied I was behind you in the butcher's shop.