Never trust your dog... or your wife...

This is the meaning of the phrase "love is blind". This guy obviously can't stop thinking about his "girl"!

Daddy got a visit from the FBI because he is selling that white powder. Mammy told me that they begged him to take a trip and sell this powder to other countries too.

That's a quick and effective solution!

Even if they survive, I think this guy won't have such a great time after all.

You should always first listen and then talk.

This is how you will look like if you are waiting for the perfect man!

Nowadays you can find out everything about a person...