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20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend

twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."

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  1. Veru goooF!!!
    posted by reezon 2 years ago
  2. i would have taken the jail time!!!
    posted by bob666 2 years ago
  3. lol tht weas funny!!!!!!!!!!1
    :D
    posted by Joinlayor 2 years ago
  4. I love my wife, and will do it over again.
    I'm married 31 years.
    posted by prowler1 2 years ago
  5. lol '_'
    posted by sims774 1 year ago
  6. hehe
    posted by SuperRich 1 year ago
  7. that was rough .
    posted by Gamer 1 year ago
  8. LOL funnyest thing ever
    posted by JMG-SHERWOOd 10 months ago
  9. wtf? thats so fucking funny... =D
    posted by kathylln902 10 months ago
  10. wow. that is a pushy father, but that makes me think that he doesn't want to be with her at all.
    posted by Drivmecrazy22 9 months ago
  11. abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
    posted by rholtz 9 months ago
  12. Dat one was very good!! '_' Pmsl
    posted by Ayla 9 months ago


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