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This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "You obviously do not see it then?" she asked. "You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class. I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.

"It is unusual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting."

She turned to the black guy & said,

"Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.

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Added : 4.6.2008
Categories: Real stories
Tags: black
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Comments (16)
  1. bitch ass old hag thought she can get special treatment
    posted by smokes 2 years ago
  2. Hilarious, ironic, and so very true!
    posted by SuperRich 2 years ago
  3. lol racist bitch
    posted by Rudolf01 2 years ago
  4. awesome! stupid bitch.
    posted by armygurl86 2 years ago
  5. lol nice i wish i was the black guy when he got put in to first class
    posted by tomoki 2 years ago
  6. thats good for theold bitch!
    posted by Sexyvirginbeast 2 years ago
  7. It's funny because this is oh so very true.
    posted by DTKBacon 2 years ago
  8. rascist lil white basterd
    posted by wag1fam 2 years ago
  9. *5 stars**** for the cpn of the flight
    posted by diax144 2 years ago
  10. That lady might be a racist, but you people calling her a bitch are sexist. Think about it...
    posted by sewerra 2 years ago
  11. racism still exist esp in SA
    posted by ntanda 2 years ago
  12. well she is a bitch to the guy. so true.
    posted by sour_skittels12 2 years ago
  13. this rocks
    posted by kathylln902 1 year ago
  14. wow.that bitch desverse to die lol.
    ahah wuts funny she thought she was going to get a special treament for it.ha wut a bricktard
    posted by MiNDyBEBE09 1 year ago
  15. i feel bad for the black guy, and the white bi*** needs to go to h-e- double hockey sticks
    posted by Drivmecrazy22 1 year ago
  16. they r right sewerra
    posted by sauciergirl 1 year ago


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