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Cat quotesTo bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by.... current rating :
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Seated next to black manThis scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. current rating :
(39 votes)
added 2 months ago
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Neighbor has Marijuana'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' current rating :
(20 votes)
added 2 months ago
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Idiots on the computerAny time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. current rating :
(36 votes)
added 3 months ago
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Worst jobWhen you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy... current rating :
(12 votes)
added 3 months ago
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Dog's and cat's diary8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! current rating :
(31 votes)
added 3 months ago
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20 years with my wifeA woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. current rating :
(32 votes)
added 3 months ago
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Moral MazeQ1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? current rating :
(20 votes)
added 4 months ago
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Great Sayings!If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...
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(14 votes)
added 4 months ago
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Up here, we work by results...A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy... current rating :
(13 votes)
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