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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.

There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the outskirts of Swansea and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.