I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.

I ask him, "Why'd you do that?"

He tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it.

I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to a green light, and he SLAMS on the brakes.

My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"

He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."

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Added : 13.12.2009
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