-What's blue and fucks nans?
-Me in my lucky blue coat.

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-Why isn't rape funny?
-It is, it was a trick question.

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-What do you call an Alabaman virgin?
-A ten year old who can run faster than her uncle.

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Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang-rape.

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- What has two legs and bleeds?
- Half a dog.

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update: we decided to remove 4 out of the original 9 jokes, since they were simply too much. We know that people say such jokes but we thought that having them here was not something that we felt comfortable about. The 5 short jokes left behind are still in bad taste, but that's the point of them. If you feel offended just move on, there are plenty of clean jokes on the site. Petros

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