-Stop taking pictures of me bitch!
-Nan please, that's a speed camera.


-You'll never get me ya bloody grim ripper!
-Nan please that's an emo!


-Since when could oranges walk?!
-Nan were in essex!


-Don't K me you cunt!
-Nan please, thats just alphabet spaghetti.


-Oi cunt you think your so hard with your sunglasses and you pimp cane!
-Nan he's blind!


-GO TO JAIL? WILL I FUCK!
-Nan calm down, it's only monopoly!


-Lets show these cunts how we role.
-Nan please give him his wheelchair back


-I'm not Afraid, to take a stand
-Chill nan, It's just a weigh-in


-Quick! fukn flush that stash down the shithouse the cops are here.
-Nan its kronic it's legal


-That cunt smells like curry!
-Nan he's indian!


-He poked me, the bloody cunt!
-Nan please, get off facebook.

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Added : 7.6.2011
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