Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: What's worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
A: Having Amy Winehouse as a nanny!
Q: Why did the Amy Winehouse snort artificial sweetener?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q: What's worth more than a black market kidney or liver?
A: Amy Winehouse's nose hairs!
Q. Why does Amy Winehouse have a tattoo of a pocket on her boob?
A. It's here she keeps the tattoo of her keys.
Q: What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse?
A: February makes it to 28!
Q: What's more toxic to babies than Chinese milk?
A: Amy Winehouse breastfeeding your kids!
Q: How do you know your playing a tennis match with Amy Winehouse?
A: Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
Q: Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem.
A: Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.
Q: Why was Amy Winehouse being treated for an adverse reaction to medication?
A: Doctor said she had overdosed on fresh air.
Q: Amy Winehouse just received the starring role in what movie?
A: Fraggle Rock: The Movie
Q: What will Amy Winehouse do with her 5 grammy awards?
A: Sell them on Ebay to buy crack!
Q: What's he difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.
Q: How do men pick up Amy Winehouse?
A: With a stretcher!
Q: What will Amy Winehouse say right before she dies?
A: "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this line of coke...disappear!"
Q: What have Amy Winehouse and a fly got in common?
A: They're both six feet.
In world news today Switzerland just medicalised heroin! In other news, Amy Winehouse is moving to Switzerland!
Q: Why is Amy Winehouse having fainting spells?
A: Her crack levels are getting low!
Q: What is Amy Winehouse's favorite song?
A: I wanna rock!