A pregnant woman from Vancouver gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies,

"Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Quebec came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself,

"No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor,

"Well, what's the girl's name?"


"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "

Added : 4.10.2011
Categories: Family , Various
Tags: names, idiot, fail
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