Question of a desperate woman:

Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance 5.0 worked just fine.

Furthermore, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other useful programs, like Romantic Promenade v.9.9, and installed other, annoying ones like Champions League 5.0 and Sunday in the Football field 8.0. Dialogue 1.3 is not working anymore, while the Cleanness 2.6 hangs up or crashes the system. I tried to run Grumble 5.3 but to no avail.

One desperate woman.

Magazine's reply:

Dear "desperate woman",

Keep in mind that Fiance 5.0 is an entertainment program, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to run the command "C: I_thought_you_loved_me" and install Tears 6.2. Normally, Husband 1.0 will launch automatically the applications Guiltiness 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

CAUTION! Excessive use of the previous program may launch Glum Dumbness 2.5 and Beer 6.1 (this one may open WAV files of the kind "Loud Snoring").

Never ever install Mother-in-Law 1.0, and never ever think about to run the utility Extramarital Relation (it is incompatible with Husband 1.0 and may crash hard the system).

So, to resume, Husband 1.0 is a wonderful operating system, despite its limited memory management capabilities, and it needs its time to get used to some new applications.

You have to think seriously about acquiring some extra software that will help improve much its performance.

We recommend Hot Meal 3.0, Clean Clothes 5.3 and Courteous Behavior 10.1.

Sincerely, PC Tech

Added : 18.6.2003
Categories: Family
Tags: tech, pc, computer, help
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