Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.