An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.