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Thoughtful guy

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
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(134 votes)
added 2 years ago
67639 views | 7 comments

Golden Bar

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

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(31 votes)
added 9 months ago
37531 views | 0 comments

20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.

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(117 votes)
added 2 years ago
10230 views | 12 comments

Why I fired my secretary

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

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(44 votes)
added 9 months ago
7936 views | 1 comments

First fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
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(113 votes)
added 3 years ago
7315 views | 6 comments

The Barbecue

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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(111 votes)
added 3 years ago
6444 views | 4 comments

Glasgow Girl

An eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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(389 votes)
added 3 years ago
6427 views | 1 comments

24 hours left

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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(237 votes)
added 4 years ago
6350 views | 1 comments

Why did you have to die?

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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(181 votes)
added 4 years ago
5284 views | 1 comments

A hundred letters

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."...
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(190 votes)
added 4 years ago
5138 views | 0 comments
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