A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.