These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?'

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!