These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.
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Dog's and cat's diary8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! current rating :
(136 votes)
added 2 years ago
9870 views | 11 comments
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Worst jobWhen you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy... current rating :
(93 votes)
added 2 years ago
9294 views | 11 comments
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Gorilla jobThis guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. current rating :
(91 votes)
added 1 year ago
9054 views | 4 comments
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Great Sayings!If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...
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(76 votes)
added 2 years ago
8913 views | 8 comments
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The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
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(189 votes)
added 3 years ago
8399 views | 8 comments
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Dear Abby'Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything... current rating :
(78 votes)
added 2 years ago
8214 views | 9 comments
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Ugly woman visits doctorThis woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me."
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(93 votes)
added 2 years ago
8081 views | 4 comments
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Ground crewAfter every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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(331 votes)
added 3 years ago
8071 views | 3 comments
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Actual Answering Machine Messagescurrent rating :
(563 votes)
added 7 years ago
7577 views | 0 comments
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Why I fired my secretaryThis is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. current rating :
(44 votes)
added 9 months ago
7936 views | 1 comments
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