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Dog's and cat's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

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(136 votes)

added 2 years ago

9870 views | 11 comments

Worst job

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy...

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(93 votes)

added 2 years ago

9294 views | 11 comments

Gorilla job

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.

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(91 votes)

added 1 year ago

9054 views | 4 comments

Great Sayings!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...

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(76 votes)

added 2 years ago

8913 views | 8 comments

The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

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(189 votes)

added 3 years ago

8399 views | 8 comments

Dear Abby

'Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies
everything...

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(78 votes)

added 2 years ago

8214 views | 9 comments

Ugly woman visits doctor

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me."

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(93 votes)

added 2 years ago

8081 views | 4 comments

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she

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(331 votes)

added 3 years ago

8071 views | 3 comments