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See and Believe

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

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(155 votes)

added 3 years ago

7933 views | 9 comments

Tough Being A Guy

Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

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(87 votes)

added 2 years ago

7785 views | 4 comments

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you...

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(93 votes)

added 2 years ago

7778 views | 6 comments

Computer Abbreviations

Kind of geeky, but still funny.

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(306 votes)

added 3 years ago

7769 views | 1 comments

Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly...

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(124 votes)

added 2 years ago

7680 views | 10 comments

Scouse vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

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(106 votes)

added 3 years ago

7554 views | 5 comments

A blonde finally wins

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(712 votes)

added 6 years ago

5705 views | 0 comments

Confessions of a kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

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(35 votes)

added 9 months ago

7444 views | 0 comments