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Actual Answering Machine Messagescurrent rating :
(533 votes)
added 6 years ago
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Skippin' Along the TracksOne day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,..." current rating :
(81 votes)
added 2 years ago
6817 views | 4 comments
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A theory on hellThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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(167 votes)
added 3 years ago
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First fightThree weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
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(96 votes)
added 2 years ago
6778 views | 6 comments
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Jehovah's Witnesses - LadaWhats the difference between Jehovah's Witnesses and a Lada?
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(245 votes)
added 2 years ago
6727 views | 5 comments
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Capitalism and CowsAN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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(56 votes)
added 2 years ago
6689 views | 3 comments
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High-Tech restroomA man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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(105 votes)
added 2 years ago
6655 views | 5 comments
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Ducks and elephantsWhy do ducks have webbed feet? current rating :
(56 votes)
added 2 years ago
6529 views | 5 comments
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OverworkedFor a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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(96 votes)
added 2 years ago
6244 views | 10 comments
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