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Capitalism and Cows

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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added 2 years ago
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A blonde finally wins

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added 5 years ago
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High-Tech restroom

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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(115 votes)
added 2 years ago
6982 views | 5 comments

Ducks and elephants

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
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added 2 years ago
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Ugly Baby

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added 7 years ago
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Overworked

For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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(105 votes)
added 2 years ago
6636 views | 10 comments

Barbie dolls

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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added 4 months ago
6572 views | 1 comments

Cat quotes

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....

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added 2 years ago
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Up here, we work by results...

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy...

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added 2 years ago
6448 views | 3 comments

The Barbecue

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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added 2 years ago
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