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Up here, we work by results...A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy... current rating :
(55 votes)
added 2 years ago
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Cat quotesTo bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by.... current rating :
(59 votes)
added 1 year ago
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Glasgow GirlAn eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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(374 votes)
added 3 years ago
5928 views | 1 comments
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24 hours leftA man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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(207 votes)
added 3 years ago
5927 views | 1 comments
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The BarbecueDefinition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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(89 votes)
added 2 years ago
5899 views | 4 comments
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Commit suicideI remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked...
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(222 votes)
added 3 years ago
5695 views | 3 comments
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Went to spaceWhy did Mickey Mouse go to space?
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(278 votes)
added 3 years ago
5640 views | 2 comments
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The vending machineOne time this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick a quarter in, push the button...
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(134 votes)
added 3 years ago
5437 views | 0 comments
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If these companies made toastersWhat would happen if Oracle, IBM, Hewlett-Packard, Microsoft and Apple made toasters?
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(83 votes)
added 2 years ago
5426 views | 2 comments
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Quotes I"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was...
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(324 votes)
added 3 years ago
5244 views | 2 comments
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