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Capitalism and CowsAN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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(66 votes)
added 2 years ago
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High-Tech restroomA man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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(115 votes)
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Ducks and elephantsWhy do ducks have webbed feet? current rating :
(62 votes)
added 2 years ago
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OverworkedFor a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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(105 votes)
added 2 years ago
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Barbie dollsA man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. current rating :
(18 votes)
added 4 months ago
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Cat quotesTo bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by.... current rating :
(71 votes)
added 2 years ago
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Up here, we work by results...A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy... current rating :
(67 votes)
added 2 years ago
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The BarbecueDefinition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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(102 votes)
added 2 years ago
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