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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'