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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

Never be afraid to try something new.

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.

"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."