These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA - An elderly woman well into her 70s comes through the check-out line with a single bottle of wine.