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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

Never be afraid to try something new.

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.