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21 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

Hilarious list. Just sit back and imagine some of these...
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(68 votes)
added 8 months ago
6134 views | 9 comments

Scouse vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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(49 votes)
added 9 months ago
3207 views | 4 comments

First fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
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(56 votes)
added 9 months ago
3530 views | 3 comments

Overworked

For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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(55 votes)
added 10 months ago
3188 views | 6 comments

Learn Chinese in 10 minutes

Some phrases for the millions that want to learn Chinese very fast. Read them loud.
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(104 votes)
added 10 months ago
5528 views | 5 comments

High-Tech restroom

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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(75 votes)
added 10 months ago
3810 views | 3 comments

The Barbecue

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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(54 votes)
added 10 months ago
3066 views | 2 comments

See and Believe

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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(85 votes)
added 10 months ago
3868 views | 3 comments

If these companies made toasters

What would happen if Oracle, IBM, Hewlett-Packard, Microsoft and Apple made toasters?
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(55 votes)
added 10 months ago
3050 views | 1 comments

The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
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(110 votes)
added 11 months ago
3958 views | 4 comments
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