These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.

"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.