The hippie and the nunOne day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. current rating :
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Senior couple engagementJacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married. current rating :
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Wordperfect Customer Support"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." current rating :
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Military quotes"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual current rating :
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Hospital PatientA sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" current rating :
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Worldwide SurveyA worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" current rating :
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Jesus and the metal pipeJesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways. current rating :
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Happily ever afterMike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. current rating :
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College graduateA young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. current rating :
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Murphy's Lesser Known LawsLight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. current rating :
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