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Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in exchange for my generosity, you promise to pay me back the $50 with an extra $10 in interest.

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.