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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.