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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

I don't know where this came from but I love it. I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to "still be friends."

I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out.

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.