Speeding blondeA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. current rating :
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Immoral offerA man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. current rating :
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Pharmacist phunA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. current rating :
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Healthy level of insanityHow To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. current rating :
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Dating: The McDonald's AnalogyI don't know where this came from but I love it. I know a girl who broke up with a guy and she told him she wanted to "still be friends." current rating :
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How his brother drivesI was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. current rating :
(8 votes)
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The Angel Atop The Tree TraditionOne Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. current rating :
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Viagra Strikes AgainAn elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. current rating :
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My wordBEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. current rating :
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The secret to a happy marriageA man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. current rating :
(13 votes)
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