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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.

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Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.

There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.