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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.

I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.