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10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls...

A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.

Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:...

10. Stormtroopers are the Empire's first line of defense...

Knock Knock! Whose there? Dwane

There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel...

What did the young Arnold Schwarzenegger state, when attending music school in Austria...

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"...

Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror. One said, "Why don¢t we meet the two people in the mirror",