A man who spent 27 years in jail for a murder he did not commit has asked "where are all the flying cars?" as he walked free from the Court of Appeal.

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

"Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA - An elderly woman well into her 70s comes through the check-out line with a single bottle of wine.

Subject: Membership Renewal

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.

docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...