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Children & Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

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added 11 months ago
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Cat quotes

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....

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added 2 years ago
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Great Sayings!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...
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(68 votes)
added 2 years ago
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Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom - 1

Words of wisdom by one of the wisest characters in TV history. Part 1 of 3.
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(189 votes)
added 3 years ago
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Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom - 2

Words of wisdom by one of the wisest characters in TV history. Part 2 of 3.
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(174 votes)
added 3 years ago
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Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom - 3

Words of wisdom by one of the wisest characters in TV history. Part 3 of 3.
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(182 votes)
added 3 years ago
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Quotes I

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was...
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(335 votes)
added 3 years ago
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Fish and cat story

One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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added 3 years ago
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Worth trying

You've failed many times, although you don't remember.
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added 3 years ago
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Money is not everything

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(381 votes)
added 5 years ago
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