These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.