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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.