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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.