These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.