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Die peacefully

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added 1 month ago
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Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

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added 1 month ago
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Dog's and cat's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

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(105 votes)
added 2 years ago
8476 views | 11 comments

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

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added 2 months ago
882 views | 1 comments

Capitalism and Cows

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. ...
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(56 votes)
added 2 years ago
6690 views | 3 comments

Kiss And Slap

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

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(104 votes)
added 2 years ago
81374 views | 8 comments

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun...
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(148 votes)
added 1 year ago
9421 views | 7 comments

Joe and the salesman

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.

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added 5 days ago
320 views | 0 comments

Bible advice

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

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added 2 months ago
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The porch

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

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(15 votes)
added 3 months ago
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