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A parrot in a plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.

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added 6 months ago
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A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

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(15 votes)
added 6 months ago
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Want a day off work?

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

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added 7 months ago
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Desert outpost

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

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(33 votes)
added 9 months ago
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Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

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(36 votes)
added 10 months ago
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Rectal thermometer

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

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added 8 months ago
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And then the fight started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

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(22 votes)
added 10 months ago
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Tight skirt, bus stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

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added 11 months ago
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Kiss And Slap

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

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(125 votes)
added 2 years ago
84066 views | 8 comments

Things you would never know without the movies

* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

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(17 votes)
added 6 months ago
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