These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.