These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened. I had a terrible habit as a kid to want to sleep in until the last possible moment.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the outskirts of Swansea and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?