These where found on the net and all off them made me laugh.I hope you find them funny too. Express youself by rating and commenting the jokes you read so you can see what others thought of the joke.

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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