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Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

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added 5 months ago
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Joe and the salesman

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.

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(28 votes)
added 4 months ago
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God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

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added 4 months ago
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Sufficiently impressed

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

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(15 votes)
added 3 months ago
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Only one wish

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

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(11 votes)
added 3 months ago
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Good choice

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?"

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(18 votes)
added 4 months ago
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The hippie and the nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

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(24 votes)
added 5 months ago
2013 views | 0 comments

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...

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(13 votes)
added 2 months ago
695 views | 0 comments

Desert outpost

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.

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(27 votes)
added 4 months ago
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The Tourist

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house.

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(8 votes)
added 2 months ago
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