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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons.

The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.

Subject: Membership Renewal

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.