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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA - An elderly woman well into her 70s comes through the check-out line with a single bottle of wine.

A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.