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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

The U.S. Government held an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.