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Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask

I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.