Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?

Dave and Bo went elk hunting every year. The forest was so thick that they had to hire a helicopter to take them in and out.

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.