One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.