A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.