This is an exam of a student for his "Intro to Communication" class. It came back with this letter written by his professor:

It does look a bit ridiculous, doesn't it?

You know you are a good father when the only thing higher than you is your daughter.

A good wife can bring balance to your life!

Yeah, I don't like creepy crawlers either.

Let's see how Michael Jackson would look like in 2000!!!

He'll beat you to health with his magic wellness stick!

Hmmm... I guess you don't want to see HIM smile!!!

I think something's wrong in this picture, don't you think?

But honey, what makes you feel you don't belong to this family??