There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.