One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.