Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?