Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."