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Ever wonder why ...
Ever wonder why ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? -------------------------------------------------------...
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Fish and cat story
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer...
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Cat quotes

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....

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Lost cat
- Hi, police department? I've lost my cat and... - Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy ...
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Worldwide Survey

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

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The Nicer Way
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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The Centipede

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r

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How Old Are You?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. \"I couldn\'t help noticing how happy you look,\" she said.
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Barbie dolls

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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Job application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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Feeding
A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes.'"
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