Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...