A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.